so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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