Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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