The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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