I'm lost and stupid without you.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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