If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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