Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
