Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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