im drinking this country out of the recession.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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