You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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