just tell him i said nine months
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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