Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
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