Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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