so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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