I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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