biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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