She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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