quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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