btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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