Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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