sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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