i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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