it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
