I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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