Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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