I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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