We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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