I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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