Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
