How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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