I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
