They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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