just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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