We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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