I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
When are your genitals available?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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