i would punch a child for taco bell
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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