I think I am morally bankrupt
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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