Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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