Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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