His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
