Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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