is your mom at the bar?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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