I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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