a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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