new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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