Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you would pick up someone in the library
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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