when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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