too bad you live with your parents still
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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