my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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