try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
