Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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